• me: ahhh time for some sleep
  • blankets: wait i'm sorry i forgot to bunch up around your torso i know how you like your feet ice cold
  • legs: would now be the time to thrash violently i think yes
  • brain: let's review some repressed childhood memories for da lulz
  • stomach: let me just hurt for an hour
  • arm: i'm falling asleep now bye
  • bladder: suddenly i'm full wow how'd that happen
  • bowels: you have to poop real bad here have some farts
  • pet: your face is comfy
  • me: fuck